Movie with the Best Quotes....

is Steel Magnolias. I watched it the other night and remembered all the great one liners. Here are some of my favorites:

1. When it comes to pain and suffering, she's right up there with Elizabeth Taylor.

2. He don't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt.

3. I'm pleasant. I saw Drum Eatenton at the Piggly Wiggly and I smiled at the son of a bitch.

4. She worships the quicksand I walk on.

5. You have the handwriting of a serial killer.

6. I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it.

7. Looks like it has been hosed down with Pepto Bismol.

8. Looks like two pigs fighting under a blanket.

9. The only reason people are nice to me is that I have more money than God.

10. I've just been in a very bad mood for 40 years.

11. You sound chipper...you run over a small child or something?

My favorite is number 2 and number 4. There are many more....what are your faves?